Stirring and Sidesplitting...all in one post

I thought I’d tickle some funny bones and illicit some inspiration with my post today. So, laugh to your hearts content, then go write something.

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. ~ Jay Leno

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. ~Ray Bradbury

When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
~  Jackie Vernon quotes

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow

And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. ~Sylvia Plath

Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.

~Nathaniel Hawthorne

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why -- he does.
~  Joey Adams quotes

Be obscure clearly. ~E.B. White

The only cure for writer's block is insomnia. ~Merit Antares

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

~ Oliver Herford quotes

Only a mediocre writer is always at his best.
~  W. Somerset Maugham quotes

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. ~ Roseanne Barr

A young musician plays scales in his room and only bores his family. A beginning writer, on the other hand, sometimes has the misfortune of getting into print. ~Unknown

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer. ~  Isaac Bashevis Singer quotes

Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"
~ Fran Lebowitz quotes

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and its mother's age. ~ Benjamin Spock quotes

Have a great day. Read a book and laugh